Devil Dish

 by Alex Espinoza
 published on Thursday, April 17, 2008

First things first, I have to thank my massive fan base.

In my last dish, I asked readers to think of a catchy slogan for April since the Final Four was no longer a part of March Madness.

After sifting through all two of the e-mails I received, I landed on "April Apeshit," which was submitted Chris Burmood.

Now, on to more pressing issues, like the fact that Amaré's agent has sent out a release stating his name is now spelled Amar'e.

It's pretty bad that he's changed his spelling yet again, but it's probably not the worst thing I've seen.

How about JamesOn Curry from the Chicago Bulls? Never have I seen the sixth letter in a seven-letter name capitalized, so kudos to his parents for that one.

However, no player has come close to supplanting Chief Kickingstallionsims as my favorite name for an athlete.

In fact, nobody probably ever will, unless some baby named Ben Dover or Hugh Jass makes it big in sports.